Top ten search terms

Written By: Mike Romard - May• 02•12

Pretty much the only fun thing about running a website is seeing the weird things that people have typed into a search engine that brought them to your site. Here’s my list of our top ten:

  1. books involving prince having a vasectomy
  2. testicular scan – “female technician”
  3. images of beautiful women of the toronto maple leafs
  4. how to draw robert pattinson step by step
  5. small sized hurley military hats
  6. \”national theatre school\” canada skirt
  7. pizza “extra arms”
  8. first cow in space
  9. poems about beavers
  10. turquoise lemonade

Starburns memorial haiku

Written By: Mike Romard - Apr• 30•12

Those stellar sideburns,
destroyed in the meth lab crash.
His name was Alex.

***

That’s pretty much all of the creative writing that I’ve done in the last months or two, and it’s dedicated to a minor character on a sitcom that I like. I think Community is the best thing on TV, and I really liked Starburns. This is still a pretty lousy output for someone that calls himself a writer.

Mixed-Media Storytelling: “Welcome to Pine Point”

Written By: KBP - Apr• 26•12

I’m really excited right now. And I’m a pretty even-keel guy, so when I say that I’m really excited, it’s worth taking note. I’ve just discovered the most interesting project I’ve seen in … possibly my entire life. Maybe I’m overstating things, but I don’t think so. Experience this project and judge for yourself:

http://pinepoint.nfb.ca/#/pinepoint

It’s a book, but it’s also a movie, but it’s really more of a photo album, but it’s also a home video, only it’s actually a website… whatever the hell it is, I think it’s magnificent and anybody who’s interested in storytelling should check it out.

Things look different ’round here

Written By: Mike Romard - Apr• 24•12

We’ve updated the version of WordPress that powers this site, and we’re trying out a new look, and it looks like some errors have been introduced along the way. So, if you see some stray characters in place of apostrophes, or seemingly at random, know that we’re working on that. Or we’ve decided that the old content is fine as is. Either way, we know about it.

A Pleasant Surprise

Written By: Jordan Trethewey - Apr• 16•12

Howdy,

I thought I’d share an e-mail I received which made my Monday (and my response). Sometimes we really do make an impression:

Hi – Random inquiry – I saw the Vagabond Trust at “Poetpalooza!, fundraiser for the League of Canadian Poets, St. Thomas University, Fredericton, NB, May, 2010″. My partner was playing in the jazz ensemble and I would really love to read one of the poems we heard that night at our upcoming wedding. I remember the author’s first name was Jordan, but I don’t know which of the two listed on the site. I would certainly be willing to make a donation or buy a book or something to be able to use the poem for the day. Please contact me at tdaluis@gmail.com if this is a possibility. I don’t remember the title, but it was a love poem. There was a line about being a pile of garbage and the partner seeing something beautiful that my partner and I reacted to at the time. It would mean so much to me to be able to surprise him with this. Thanks for your time and all you do for culture and community in Fredericton.

My response:

Hi Tania!

Thanks for getting in touch with us. This is Jordan Trethewey. I  believe I wrote the poem you are looking for. It’s called “Hearts”  and, while there is no garbage in it per se (heh) there are  recylables. If it’s the one you’re looking for, it is a simple  metaphor about love transforming us (like crappy recyclables being  exchanged for a refund).

Anyway, I recently hand-bound a chapbook of my best poems. It’s called  “Bathroom Stall Stanzas” and that one is in it. It’s $10. I’d be happy  to meet you somewhere in Freddy to make the exchange (and you also get  to see what a poet really looks like on payday).

Thanks for your interest. I am flattered that my words might make your  special day even more so.

Jordan

Both Boys Climb Trees They Can’t Climb Down

Written By: Mike Romard - Apr• 11•12

Both Boys Climb Trees They Can’t Climb Down is a new poetry collection by Stephanie Yorke.

Both Boys Climb Trees They Can’t Climb Down is Stephanie Yorke’s homage to lost homes. The poems in the collection commemorate a home that is at turns too ugly to look at, and too profound to ignore. The remembered home is both a depleted space where “women climb flimsy ladders/ to rag and harangue mildew from awnings/ over the doors,” and a potent space where a “volcano spits like a roast pig/ initial ash on your window.”

Stephanie is one of our long lost members, a wonderful poet, and an all-around nice person.

Trust us, we know good reading :)

Written By: Corenski - Apr• 10•12

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We’ve been doing some relatively major maintenance to the website as of late, and one of the newest features is the Recommended Reading page. It’s a list of our favourite books, comic books, academic texts, etc. Complete with links to informative pages about each entry. If you’re looking for ideas about what to read, or if you’re just curious about what famous authors/books our writing is ripped off from where we draw our inspiration as writers from, this is a great page to visit!

Youngest Fan Ever!

Written By: Jordan Trethewey - Apr• 10•12

Carter Kennedy, 7-month-old poetry fanatic

Featured above is Carter Kennedy, quite possibly the world’s youngest poetry connoisseur, tearing a copy of Jordan Trethewey’s Bathroom Stall Stanzas away from his parents so that he can read it first. Carter also came to the book launch two weeks ago and timidly asked the author for an autograph, before burping milk all over Mr. Trethewey’s shoes.

A Vagabond Poster Gallery!

Written By: Corenski - Apr• 06•12

The Vagabond Trust proudly presents the site’s newest page, THE POSTER GALLERY!!!

A showcase of all the various event posters that we’ve had over the years. Each one of them, a wonderful creation by one of our most multi-talented Trustees, Jordan Stewart! Not only is it great to see all of these posters in the same place (as opposed to having to search through all the old posts), but it’s also a way to publicly show J-Stew how much the rest of us appreciate his efforts!

By the way, these posters only represent events that we’ve organized ourselves. We’ve actually made a nuisance of ourselves way more often, reading our words in public from St. John’s to Montreal, and everywhere in between! For a full list of Vagabond Trust appearances click, HERE!

On reading fewer white guys

Written By: Mike Romard - Apr• 04•12

Jordan, Corenski and I are doing a little spring cleaning around the site. One of the upcoming changes is that we’re putting up a page with lists of our favourite books, and what we’re currently reading. The page is still in a draft state, but my list of favourite books is ready. There’s a pretty obvious pattern: all of the authors are guys, and all but one of them are white.

This wouldn’t bother me so much, except that it made me curious about my reading habits. Do I favour the work of white guys because I read more of their work than any other group? I took a quick look through the books that I’ve marked as “read” on my Goodreads account. That’s not every book that I’ve ever read, but it’s a sample of 225 books, so I think it’s fair to take it as a representation of what I’ve read.

Like I said, I just took a quick look, so I haven’t yet created a breakdown of authors by gender and ethnicity. But it’s an overwhelmingly white male list.

If I narrow it down to just what I’ve read so far this year, the breakdown goes like this:

I’ve read 18 books so far this year. Only 3 of them have been written by women. 14 were written by men. 1 was a compilation of essays, mostly written by men.

I don’t know the ethnicity of all of the authors (especially in that essay compilation), but of those where I do know the ethnicity, they’re all white.

This is a problem. I’m a white guy, and I read mostly white guys. It’s really hard to understand other perspectives if I’m not reading them. I do read blogs written by women and people of colour. But I don’t think that’s really the same thing.

The solution, at least, is pretty obvious.